May 7, 2005

Man Slut

And Cinecultist thought that seeing Tom and Katie canoodling [was there ever better call for this word?] in Roma would be the #1 thing to turn our stomach this week. Thanks Colin Farrell, you big skank. Leave it to your prolifigate, greasy Irish ways to show us where new bottoms are. Cheers!

[Dame Eileen] Atkins revealed the Irish lothario spent nearly three hours begging her to sleep with him, but despite his stunning looks, she turned him down because he is 42 years her junior. She explains, "Three weeks before my 70th birthday, a simply stunning, gorgeous big film star came into my hotel room for sex without strings. I spent two and a half hours saying no, but it cheered me up fantastically."

Previously: Cinecultist on C.F.'s need to grope entertainment journalists. (It's sort of a given that we kinda secretly hope someday we should be so lucky, right?)

Posted by karen at May 7, 2005 12:00 PM